Predator #3 - The Final Chapter

I am just not sure what to make of the Predator series. The Predator movies are all-sex, all-girl porn dressed up to look like a horror movie or a thriller with some kind of plot, but in reality they are just all-sex, all-girl movies where Stormy Daniels runs around having sex with girls who are surprised when she shows up but not enough to say "no" or struggle. There’s talk of kidnapping and stuff, and lots of creepy stalking footage, and police radio bulletins about the predator and whatnot, but ultimately, this is a lot of all-girl, all-sex movie without a point, except insofar as all-sex and all-girl is its own reward. Wicked puts the effort in, though, to make it look like one of their more plot-intensive efforts.

In Predator III: The Final Chapter, Stormy Daniels plays a lady who travels around town (and has been doing so for three movies now) having lesbian sex with unsuspecting girls – you know what? I can’t tell what is going on in this movie and I haven’t been able to tell with either of its predecessors. All-sex, all girl – as Keats said, that is all ye know in this world, and all ye need to know. In spite of its scary clothes, all the girls in this movie are pretty happy about what they get, and if you like girl-girl scenes, especially with a flavor of dominance, you’re probably going to like Predator III as much as you liked Predator I and Predator II. The movie stars Stormy, Abbey Brooks, Annabelle Lee, Brooke Haven, India Summer, Kylie Ireland, Lexi Love, Shyla Stylez, and Zoe Britton.

The first scene features a sexy girl coming home to an empty house, calling the police because she’s kind of creeped out by the empty house, and then getting assaulted sexually in the house, which it turns out is not actually empty. It has Stormy Daniels in it, which, if that’s the worst thing that happens to you in an empty house…well, good luck to you. They have sex and Stormy leaves, kidnaps the cop watching the place, and uses the cop car to accost a bunch of girls who are all whining about how men suck. It turns out that they don’t mind the alternative – lesbianism as practiced by the Predator – and they all get busy in a threeway. One of them had a boyfriend who cheated on her, and Stormy, after inciting a lesbian riot amongst them, goes on to find him and seduce the new girl, who likes it just as much as everybody else does. Having set that to rights, Stormy heads back to her motel, where she has a lady cop tied up, has some sex until some neighbor complains about the noise, then lures the manager in and has more sex. Finally, Stormy turns herself in and ends up in women’s prison, which is the first thing, and the last, about these movies that made a lick of sense.

In Predator III: The Final Chapter, Stormy Daniels plays a lady who travels around town (and has been doing so for three movies now) having lesbian sex with unsuspecting girls. In spite of its scary clothes, all the girls in this movie are pretty happy about what they get, and if you like girl-girl scenes, especially with a flavor of dominance, you’re probably going to like Predator III as much as you liked Predator I and Predator II. ... Read the Full Review!